she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Fuck appropriateness.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Randomize
