it was like eating out sand paper
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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