we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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