GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Randomize
