Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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