Swine flu. Run for my life!
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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