Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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