You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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