if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
worst night to have a conscience
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I have post one night stand depression
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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