Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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