Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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