scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
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I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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