we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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