I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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