He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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