I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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