look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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