so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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