I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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