He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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