This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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