girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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