porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
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