Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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