im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I could have mohawked her pubes.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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