Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
too bad you live with your parents still
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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