You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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