Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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