Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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