we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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