butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
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I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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