The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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