so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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