talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
