I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
All the doctor said was why
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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