His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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