it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
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