told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.