I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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