Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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