Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
