the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
This is not my ceiling
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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