If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
