how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
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Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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