Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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