paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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