I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
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