Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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