the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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