do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
