shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
my liver is dry heaving
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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