Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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