Ketchup is God's man juice
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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