Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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