party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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