she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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