"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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